Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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You deserved it 9 717

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 678

You deserved it 205

By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 455

You deserved it 3 790

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 019

You deserved it 32 717

By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 067

You deserved it 25 846

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 619

You deserved it 6 205

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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You deserved it 6 960

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 012

You deserved it 28 913

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 416

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 530

You deserved it 375

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 235

You deserved it 3 474

TheRealBruce 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:37

Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?

flockz 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:39

this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:26

Looks like your in a *takes off sunglasses* twisted situation. *YEAAAAAAAH!*

parkerwashere 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:17

Story of my life.

happilyever2012 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:23

Buhahahaha!

prettypinkpixie 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:26

I've always been scared when walking through those that I would get stuck. Knowing now that it does actually happen I'll be even more scared. FYL

jillybean555 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:32

It just keeps spinning and spinning...

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 3 February 2012 0:09

Those things are looking for trouble.

Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8

Friday 3 February 2012 2:44

Don't worry!!! I always get stuck in them o.o they're traps for Moronic Ninjas o.o

drmountaindeww 0

Friday 3 February 2012 3:44

I almost got stuck in one at Jordan's furniture. Of course i was only 6

Undead_Doll 7

Friday 3 February 2012 5:50

If it makes you feel any better I walked into a glass wall at a store because the glass was so clean! :S

ouchie1013 0

Friday 3 February 2012 5:52

he's from New York, explains a lot

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Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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