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FML - The follow-up

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML

Wakachulak Say more :
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, fuck his life :)
By Wakachulak - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 05:55 / South Africa - Johannesburg
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  23Z9TZO  |  18

When it's fresh it's a different story..

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  daniel_0084  |  14

2 What the fuck is up with your profile picture? It's like your trying this gross people out.

By  ironichalibut  |  24

Wouldn't you have noticed anyway though? At least this way you had time to steel your nerves to it. And why would he fart and then move off the seat he farted on? Why not just stay on his farty seat while you sit on the one he wasn't in?

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  ironichalibut  |  24

Or sat down, maybe that's more proper..

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  MikeonFML  |  17

He slid over I think, he probably chose the aisle seat out of convenience, but when someone needed the seat he moved so they didn't have to push past his legs. I doubt he moved coincidentally when OP walked by just to get off his fart.

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  thedeadmen  |  14

Ur right could be worst

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