Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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jumpshot32 11
"We Will We Will Rock You!!!" Shit!
yahoowizard 16
I'm just glad tapping my foot to music now qualifies me as a music person
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Comments (107)
guitarbeast 22
I would say YDI but I would probably do the same when I finally start driving… it's tough being a musical person
yahoowizard 16
I'm just glad tapping my foot to music now qualifies me as a music person
ladyLALAA 29
Yay for us musical people, I rock on the air guitar!
cja101 8
Ydi music can't mask the fact that you can't drive. That's like saying I'm sorry I ran that poor person crossing the road over; the music took over. If YOU can't control it don't drive. Or at least turn the radio off.
ProhibitionRose 14
Yeah, my parents wouldn't let me turn the radio on when I was first starting out driving. Too big of a distraction
hilary56 0
It's tough being a musical person, that's how you justify this?
cosmosis 12
******* musical people, because of one of you clowns i lost my pride and joy that i had been building with my dad over the past 5 years! Music is not an excuse to have an accident... do yourself and the rest of the world a favour and hand your licence in!!!!
CremeEggs 6
It's tough being chocolate, but musical chocolate? That's tough. On the other hand, tapping the accelerator is an eggcellent way to ruin your car. FYcar.
Yak99 0
An idiotic person*
danny1023 0
I'm sure op is Asian
guitarbeast 22
Wow, I was kidding, I'm not that dumb And 13 no tapping your foot to music doesn't make you a musical person, but playing in 2 bands and doing studio work for various composers does
greentiger 5
"Today, some stupid person was listening to this song and rear ended my car when I was late for work, stuck in traffic"
missyj0 12
... no.
jumpshot32 11
"We Will We Will Rock You!!!" Shit!
DrMime 10
Fan of Queen are we? Well in that case, Mama! Just hit a car! Put my foot upon the gas, now I'm surely going to crash! Mama! My rates are going up! Didn't mean to bend his end and ensure an expensive trend! Oh mama!! Oooh oooh, didn't want to share my card, now he sees me as a tard!
delilah09 6
I've done that! In the middle of a good song and then it's " oh **** !" n hit the brakes. Luckily I've never hit anyone or another car, I did hit a curb though ... And for "mime boy" what's your deal?! Who hurt you?
DrMime 10
Who hurt me??
GoW_Chick 15
No one hurt him, isn't that right "mime boy?" *raises eyebrow and cracks knuckles*
delilah09 6
Yeah you ( mime boy )You seem angry and as if you're in a dark place... And as for knuckles, bring it blondie!
GoW_Chick 15
Knuckles isn't blonde he's red headed just like me... and I wasn't even talking to you in the first place, so shut up joke killer!
delilah09 6
Damn someone hurt you too huh? Who was it?
GoW_Chick 15
If I told you they'd might hurt me again...*sniffle*
deeters 0
37- We know your not actually Angelina Jolie stop acting tough
CryMoreFMLs 15
You stay away from that mime GoW! I bet on his street performances so I can get that gambling adrenaline rush without the shady folk.
ohmandapants 17
37- you're 15 years old. In what universe are you driving? Without a parent yelling at you to stop tapping the gas pedal? You don't fool me.
Hardwaregeek 0
Uh, there are some places where you can drive at 15
delilah09 6
Wow tough guy, what a come back. If you noticed I wasn't acting tough, I was being sarcastic. Totally different things. Don't hate
DrMime 10
As a drummer AND a mime, I can safely say that air drumming is my forte! Think of the break as your kick, the parking lock as your hi-hat pedal, the steering wheel as your toms, and the prostitute giving you front-seat head as your snare drum!
DrMime 10
And your... Well you know, as your drumstick(s).
eoah 5
Lol
GoW_Chick 15
That song better have been one of the greatest songs of all time, because right now I bet you feel like an idiot.
LookOnBrightSide 12
6- Must have been singing and whistling to "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life." Monty Python classic. Doesn't get any better than that. This is coming from a person who listens to old school hip hop, funk, and classic rock.
GoW_Chick 15
Sounds good, I was thinking "Crazy train" by ozzy osbourne or something like "Walk" by pantera
speshlk37 13
Moterin'! What's your price for flight!?
bdubbstheman 5
Get a monster truck! Can I ride? Wee boop!
greentiger 5
Atleast you know it wasn't for your bad driving, just not paying attention?
hilary56 0
I think not paying attention IS bad driving
bdubbstheman 5
I like barbecue sauce!!!!!!
DrMime 10
Umm, moderators we need you!
cBlackout 13
Ugh.. Who let 9 out of his cage??
fmessiah 19
You should have been dragged from your car and gutter stomped, blood and bone fragments flying through the air. You are driving a car, a heavy chunk of metal that can easily end someone's life and you became so inattentive and distracted you risked killing someone. YDI. Treat your vehicle like a razor sharp knife.. with due care and attention at all times. Imagine if you hit the gas while you were stopped at a crossing and instead of the rear of another car it was a child. Couldn't live with yourself? Then get out and walk.
greentiger 5
I agree with your point, but OP doesn't deserve to be abused....
cBlackout 13
Easy there bro. It's not like he t-boned the other driver.
fmessiah 19
No, but isn't that the problem, "oh it wasn't so bad, just a scratch" Not "holy shit that could've been a person" Take more care on the road. Stupidity kills.
greentiger 5
I agree with your point, but OP doesn't deserve to be abused....
GoW_Chick 15
Someone took this FML way to seriously, I understand what you're saying but the point is that didn't happen, and we are all humans and make mistakes, no need to bring children into this, or wishing that OP had something that terrible happen to them, which shouldn't be wished on anyone, just because the accidentally tapped the gas pedal in stopped traffic.
cBlackout 13
26 - all he did was tap the rear end (giggity) of another car. It's not like he was drunk going 200 down a crowded street. It was a tiny accident, not vehicular manslaughter. And if it was a person, the worst case scenario would be a bruise, tops.
fmessiah 19
You guys do not take driving seriously enough, stay away from me please.
cBlackout 13
I take as seriously as the next guy, but you're overreacting. A lot.
wokawokanomnom 5
Yea seriously 36 calm your shit. There are a lot of what ifs that can happen at any given time and in this case it was nothing major so stop blowing this out of proportion.
fmessiah 19
Ok, lets try another method of highlighting paying attention while driving. Car BIG. When Car hit OUCH. Careful when car drive.
cosmosis 12
Mate i agree with you 100% !!! As someone who has lost a mate to someone not paying attention on the road i can completely understand where youre coming from! Cars are bloody dangerous! Full attention and care should be taken, its the riskiest activity you do on a day to day basis. I hate seeing people talking on the phone, eating, and doing make up while driving. It pisses me right off!!!!!
cBlackout 13
53 - I dont even think you're a safety freak anymore. You're just kind of a pussy.
DrMime 10
If you kick your gas to the beat, then I'd love to watch the highway mayhem that occurs when the drum solo kicks in! *what caused this accident?! Lars ulrich's crazy chops!*