Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.
HahaYDI 0
Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*
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Comments (146)
ilovetylerseguin 0
be nice to the old man.
moop256 10
If anything she should be flattered that she has a nice rack
linstar 13
Why should she be nice just because he is old? Respect for the elderly is only ok if they treat you with respect back, which he clearly wasn't doing if he was staring at her rack the whole time.
bassmaestro 10
But ida was a really nice rack... He had no choice
hugsandisses 6
Grandpa's up to no good
RussianFox 13
Maybe OP was just wearing something ridiculously revealing like most girls do these days.
OhHushDear 11
Hey! I'm not a man!
Shelta957 13
He probably has candy... Be nice to him!!
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
**Man stares at breasts** Op"ok, see ya later" Man**winks**"ok, you will" Op"oops, I mean have a nice day!" Man"oh I have!"**Winks** Op"oops, I mean **** you!!" Man"I will"**winks** Op"I GIVE UP!"
blair_x 12
@ 62, That's a horrible stereotype. I get hit on all the time - hell, I got hit on today - even when I'm all bundled up in a coat and boots; no revealed skin whatsoever. And I don't consider myself as attractive, either, nor do I dress like a tramp. Sometimes people are just assholes. FYL OP.
kickboxingchick 5
54~ Then you'd be dead, genius.
abbey321 8
Oh hush dear
ImanAzol 4
Especially if your boobs refuse to stop staring at his eyes.
ontariowarrior 3
First
hotPinklipstick 24
Not only did you waste a comment but you failed horribly. Congratulations.
ontariowarrior 3
No I was first to say YDI I also typed it first but this is my iPod which is slow so back off dude
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Second dumbass...
WCARlover 35
Even if you are first, saying so is stupid...want an award or something?
hotPinklipstick 24
Exactly ^^
HahaYDI 0
Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*
ICATiger 13
I will too!!! ;)
margie2194 12
Oooh baby ;)
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Pedobear goes for people over the age of 12 now? Who knew
AlaskanEskimo34 0
4-I like how you say your a "potential rape victim" on your profile ;)
ICATiger 13
43-No I'm baby sitting
hotPinklipstick 24
51-My momma says I'm not aposta get in a car with stwangers, but you haz candy so you gotsta to be a good persons. :)
cradle6 13
Well, a promise is a promise
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Kinda like "see you in hell"
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
People these days, creepy as ****! :S
KiddNYC1O 22
Sadly, he was right.
Exeggcute 5
Being a creepy old man is my life time dream
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Well you're right on track, 108.
thewifey310 7
Ewwww, lol i believe tht most women/grls feel the pain, men can get rather "LONELY" after a certain age lol, im a cashier as well, nd i had one old man bringing me pink roses everyday(how he knew my fave color was pink,i do not knw lol)
girl112891 7
When I moved out on my own I had a new, lonesome, elderly neighbor. He was so nice. Some times I made coffee and we'd drink and talk in front of my door. One morning after I had breakfast he came knocking, wanted me to join him for breakfast out. Since I already ate I decided to just make him something. While we were talking he led the conversation somewhere rather extremely creepy. He told me he likes to be alone with girls, and how beautiful that I am. 0_o avoided him ever since.
TheDrifter 24
Congratulations, you just earned a new regular customer.
breeY0 7
same here ! the people that come in to my work have no shame in letting you know that you just became their new eye candy. so gross -.-
drlove78843 6
Why don't you take that as a compliment! Being beautiful is nice
bizarre_ftw 22
Being stalked is not
RuCheezBurger 10
I think you're in for a promotion.
ibebrandy 4
Be afraid, be very afraid.. O_O
EvilPotato 15
You will see him in your wildest dreams :P.