By False_Stupidity - 6/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML I agree, your life sucks 22494 You deserved it 3083 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share False_Stupidity tells us more : Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.