By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker

Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML
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Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

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Dental floss would've been a better choice.

Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

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Better that than accidentally chipping your tooth or something

Or just the pick stabbing under your tongue or something

I wood suggest brushing your teeth next time.

Doesn't work for things stuck between the teeth.

It always works for me. Try a different toothbrush.

Dental floss would've been a better choice.

Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

Sounds like a good idea OP haha

Glad it ended well.

I don't ussally post but water picks were soo well! much better than flossing for me!

Always knew it was a matter of time before something like this wood happen

Dam #4 you took it from my fingers

Well, please keep your fingers from my wood.

I wood make a wood pun, but after the ones already made, they'll kick my trunk tooth and nail.

That was so confusing, I dont even think you knew what you just said.

I don't mean to pick and I wood normally enjoy a good pun but the tooth is, there needs to be a splinter of sense in there to really make it work.

That really sucks OP I hope you get it out. must be very painful.

Luckily I was able to get the splinter and the food out eventually. It took buying some plastic toothpicks and a lot of patience.

Your life must be truly terrible

Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

Have to admit, I cringed a bit when reading this.