By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker

Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML
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Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

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Narcisse_fml 25

Dental floss would've been a better choice.

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Adam_Power58 16
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Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

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Fuaaad1994 31
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Better that than accidentally chipping your tooth or something

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gamermonster 34
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Or just the pick stabbing under your tongue or something

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peteto818 28
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I wood suggest brushing your teeth next time.

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Mathalamus 24

Doesn't work for things stuck between the teeth.

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peteto818 28
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It always works for me. Try a different toothbrush.

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JustinJK 21

floss

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Narcisse_fml 25

Dental floss would've been a better choice.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Sounds like a good idea OP haha

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mds9986 24

Glad it ended well.

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mick95_fml 19

I don't ussally post but water picks were soo well! much better than flossing for me!

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MortenM 17
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Always knew it was a matter of time before something like this wood happen

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Eror_No_Name 15
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Dam #4 you took it from my fingers

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MortenM 17
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Well, please keep your fingers from my wood.

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Girlshotdown1 21
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That really sucks OP I hope you get it out. must be very painful.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Luckily I was able to get the splinter and the food out eventually. It took buying some plastic toothpicks and a lot of patience.

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Queensland 27
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Your life must be truly terrible

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Adam_Power58 16
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Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

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lexiieeex3 32

Have to admit, I cringed a bit when reading this.

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xXAHXx112 13
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use the other end of the pick to dig them both out

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cheeeksss 29
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Right. Because the logical thing to do after getting a partial toothpick lodged in between your teeth is to insert it back in again.

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