Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.
HahaYDI 0
Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*
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Comments (146)
choshaki 8
Old men are just so sweet.. :P
thebeanishere 8
At least you know someone thinks you are attractive!
emogamer123 7
If he invites you to his house I suggest you don't go
MLK12345 4
Why not? He says that he has candy!
GoW_Chick 15
Yes, and all you have to do is go down to the basement, because that's were the candy is.
EduJav321 24
Strangers have the best candy
Exeggcute 5
You don't say!!!!!
xxFroggyxx 6
At least he didn't promise..
Snafuusmc 12
I would too! If boobs were in my face.
zebralover23 14
He wanted you tonight..
salyeldin 4
Old women say alot of weird stuff to me but I kind if take it as a joke, after certain age it's totally I think it's harmless
USMC_Cpl 5
Chamber, aim, pull. You'll know what I mean when the moment comes.
ontariowarrior 3
Sorry bout saying first :'( I Cry now
hotPinklipstick 24
You are still on that? You were moderated once already drop it.
hateevryone 15
pervert -____-
moop256 10
>:( ALL CAPS RAGE !!!!!
Snafuusmc 12
I like how people call each other perverts and yet the average person thinks about sex 20+ a day. People are crazy..,
blair_x 12
@80, there's a difference between thinking about it and actually acting upon that desire/particular thought.