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Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (2065)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

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explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

#1 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:54pm by cardtowermaster

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Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

#2 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:58pm by shanemaximo

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