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Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (2731)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

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Pay your mum to super glue his hand to his dick

#3 - On 12/12/2011 at 9:56am by lakaiskate

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That's a sticky situation

#2 - On 12/12/2011 at 9:56am by baseballplaya5

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