Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML
by wayne / 12/07/2011 at 5:28am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
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I refuse to swim in any natural body of water. Been like that since I was a kid.
Too many variables - fish, vegetation, rocks, dead things... I'll take a swimming pool any day.
#2 - On 12/07/2011 at 10:08am by Arch27
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You're lucky it didn't swim up in your urethra. This happened to me years ago. I still feel a burning sensation every time I piss.
#5 - On 12/07/2011 at 10:10am by every1luvsboners
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