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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

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By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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Arch27 27

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:08

I refuse to swim in any natural body of water. Been like that since I was a kid. Too many variables - fish, vegetation, rocks, dead things... I'll take a swimming pool any day.

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:10

You're lucky it didn't swim up in your urethra. This happened to me years ago. I still feel a burning sensation every time I piss.

Comments

bri1215 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:25

the last time i swam in a natural body of water i had a jellyfish wrap around my leg, so i understand your fear!

Locoluis 15

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:34

Was it an edible eel? Was it any good?

mjacv2 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:43

Sushi!

LestersGirl 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:36

bit is already past tense, there is no need for the extra "ten" at the end. just saying =)

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:45

*Facekeyboard* Bite-bit-bitten. "Got bitten" is correct. You just have to pray that Alan doesn't see your post...

flockz 19

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:50

*faceglass* (slowly looks up with bloody face) are you ******* serious?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:01

"Got BITTEN" is correct, moron. Btw, that "=)" symbol makes you look more like a moron. Let alan clean up this mess...

Jason199615 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:49

The first time I swam in a lake, I saw a bull shark. never going back!

lvl19virgin 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:26

Hahahahaha Ahahahaha

eminarnar 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 20:25

*got bit Or *was bitten Your choice.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 7 December 2011 21:09

When an eel bites your heel, pain you feel, and you squeal, "That's a moray!"

kaykay08 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 21:24

too bad there arent eels in lakes. nice try.. (:

doubleea 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:44

Did you fail to read the rest of the thread?

AndysFancy 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:06

Obviously

bearsy 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:05

Are you retarded? Probably not in america but in australia there are.

Avalanches 9

Friday 23 December 2011 11:13

Don't breed.

wowyoursmart 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 19:41

You've really never heard of an American freshwater eel?? Their as close as Massachusetts in fresh water lakes and in rivers like the Merrimack and all over world.

insanelyXnikki 18

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:45

That's... kinda epic

potatosrock 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:59

The same thing happened to me! I overcame my fear of oceans and got stung badly by a jellyfish

Katastrophe101 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:54

This same thing happened to me last April. It was my first time seeing the ocean, and it was just after a big storm. I have faint scars on my leg from it.