Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML

by whyyy / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • I thought a mid-life crisis was when a person tried to recapture their youth, not just being a crazy person.

    #2 - On 11/21/2011 at 7:56pm by snakerake

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  • Hey don't joke about that "they" might hear you

    #8 - On 11/21/2011 at 8:00pm by dragonstrike94

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