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Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (5411)

On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Better than actually being in the crash.

#6 - On 11/06/2011 at 7:03pm by datguyuno

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sounds like you had a pretty pissy time.

#1 - On 11/06/2011 at 7:02pm by sjaytee

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