Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML
Today, after a 14-hour day at work 180 km away, the freeway was closed 30 km from home. I had to detour, adding another hour and a half to the already three-hour trip home. I was basically at work for almost 28 hours. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
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Top comments
datguyuno 5
Better than actually being in the crash.
sjaytee 6
you don't store shit in your bladder.
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Comments (68)
downnout85 0
oh you poor thing. I'm sure the people that were involved in the wreck feel terrible that they caused you to wet your pants.
SystemOfASpaz 4
R.I.P. to those who lost their lives in the crash on the M5 in Somerset ♥
MangaManiacNat 13
You are complaining about pissing yourself because the M5 was closed?!?! What about the seven people who died in that crash? So you pissed yourself big bloody deal, be glad your alive.
perdix 31
You should have jumped out of your car and pissed in the woods. PS: I moderated this one. Can I change my vote?
SystemOfASpaz 4
R.I.P. to those who lost their lives in the crash on the M5 in somerset xxx
kile88 2
That's really sad and unfortunate, at least you weren't involved or injured.. People died. Peeing your pants sucks but better than the latter.
p14tinum 0
Was this the M5 crash by any chance?