Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
Today, something bad happened and I posted an FML, only to have a caption with a judgemental comment thrown on the top by some desk jockey asshat. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I posted a picture of myself in a new outfit on Instagram. A few minutes later, my mom commented, “You look gorgeous, but why does your shirt look like it’s from the 90s?” I was too embarrassed to respond, so I just deleted the post. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
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Top comments
KiKiomggg 1
**** what others say. You have to think u are pretty first so others can think u are pretty. :)
mofran 0
... I don't think that's how it works .
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Comments (57)
BEASTvela_17 1
Sorry op I'm sure it was beautiful:)
kroekdog 7
*whip crack*
blobs1907 3
u cud tell them it was meant to portray inner beauty
markrs 0
16- then her inner beauty must be UGGGGGLY
FrostHeart 36
Cyber bullying makes kids all over kill themselves :(... What has this world come to?
FarSide 23
Cyber bullying my ass. You are a hopeless cause if you can't ever hear the truth.
iluvhobos 5
But art is so subjective...after all, Frida Khalo did a lot of self portraits, and she was disgusting.
KiKiomggg 1
**** what others say. You have to think u are pretty first so others can think u are pretty. :)
mofran 0
... I don't think that's how it works .
kroekdog 7
Indeed.
belkinbra 12
Why is it that all of your comments are stupid? Go away.
evilplatypus 39
Definitely not how it works. Although confidence can add a /little/ to your appearance, it isn't a whole lot.
DrDilllonReese 12
Yeah, if you look like something from the hills have eyes, thinking you're hot shit isn't going to help a lot...
ZebcoGirl 0
It definately doesn't work that way.
You_Need_Soap 6
Is that what your mommy tells you? Awwww.
ikickgingers 15
You know, I used to pretend to be asleep as a kid and lay at the top of the stairs when my brothers were watching the drew Carey show ... I keep thinking op looks like Mimi. In my mind I only see blue eye shadow... Hmm? What??
ryukk_fml 3
Ouch. sorry boo.
LifeOnBlast19 9
Eukh, *shivers*
ikickgingers 15
The Mona Lisa was a beast and still people find her beautiful. Have hope. It might be a century from now, but someone will appreciate it?
KiKiomggg 1
What I didn't know she was a beast -.-'
ikickgingers 15
The Mona Lisa reminds me of Marla Hooch from that movie .. With Tom Hanks. I am drawing a blank. Yes a beast she is really a relative of of Dr. Henry Phillip McCoy ...
perdix 31
Your face is probably horrible. Display pictures of your ****, ass and pussy. Hopefully, you'll fond some fans of some of your other parts.
zombicidal 11
****: giving ugly chicks self esteem since 1923 (the year I'm saying that **** was invented)
carioki34 7
Well your just lovely !
mrpipp 0
All the thumbs down are ugly broads
2ndSucks 15
If you weren't half naked, your art won't often be appreciated in today's society, unfortunately.
pickles2b2 4
that's true, unless you want to don't want to photograph people, like me. I don't really like taking pictures of people, they can get waaayyy too critical.
hartrum 0
o my god adtr is my favorite band I new that picture looked familar
zombicidal 11
except they sold out majorly I still like the old stuff though plot to bomb the panhandle was a good song
belkinbra 12
That person is right. They are called models for a reason. People WANT to look like them. Not the ugly nerd who sits in the corner and picks their nose.
Spastastic 6
Hey, I'll have you know that, as an average-looking nerd, I don't pick my nose and only occasionally sit in corners.
twofirstnames 12
Forget them OP, I bet your Pretty. Posting pics on the Internet and having random people comment on them doesn't mean anything!(:
perdix 31
I'd like to take that bet. Not only is she not pretty, I doubt anyone would take the time if she were merely plain. It's too bad we can't see the pics, because I'd like to bet $5 that she is fugly.
twofirstnames 12
Way to look at the bright side of things, haha(:
HomeAl0ne 20
That's just one person. What you need is a representative sample. I suggest a laptop, flash drive, 110" projector screen and a class full of horny teenagers.
ikickgingers 15
^^^ made me lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
...And that one accidentaly placed nude picture. :)
freelove_fml 2
Cross-FML reference for the win.