Hello wrongful termination lawsuit.

Depends on where they live, and lawyers can be exspensive after court costs and lawyers fees they might be better off filing for unemployment.

Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^

When the puke rose with violets from your stomach, you should’ve kept your tulips shut until you reached a toilet or an empty vase.

That’s usually a very hard thing to do. She may not have been able to.

I know! Very few people have the talent to make three flower puns in one sentence.

Sweetie I can do better than three, just don’t be such an asshole to someone who’s sick and probably can’t control where they throw up.

Also with the way I worded my reply, your reply makes almost no sense.

Actually, it makes perfect sense.

Your reply was implicitly referring to the OP’s ability to contain their vomit, but my reply thought you were discussing my singular ability to make three flower puns in not too many more words.

You can’t beat that.

I can’t reply to your last reply, so I’m replying to this one. No you moron, I was talking about one thing, and your reply talked about something completely different. If someone didn’t have the context, you’d look like a complete idiot. Bye bye birdie.

I intentionally misunderstood you for comedic effect. You are still standing at zero flower puns, proving my point that I have rare talent.

I somehow think you are very good at keeping your vomit in. It would go with your charming personality.

Give it Up Dicky, you can't reply the dumb away..

Lol you too? Do either of you have PhD’s? If so, let’s talk some more! I have two :)

Richard, I’m aware. I’m trying to have an adult conversation, while you be a child. Please come back when you can be an adult.

Evidently the first PhD didn't remove the stick from your anus, what made you think a second would help?

This is terrible! I stopped to get you a bouquet to cheer you up ...but all the flowers smelled like puke

Roses ain't red
Violets ain't blue
I threw up on the flowers
Now they all look ewww

Did you feel daisy afterwards?

See, I told ya. Now what's up Chuck?