Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Goof friends
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Good boy
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
Jason is a big wuss
Today, something bad happened and I posted an FML, only to have a caption with a judgemental comment thrown on the top by some desk jockey asshat. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Looking good
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Felt cute, did delete later
Today, I posted a picture of myself in a new outfit on Instagram. A few minutes later, my mom commented, “You look gorgeous, but why does your shirt look like it’s from the 90s?” I was too embarrassed to respond, so I just deleted the post. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Top comments
KiKiomggg 1
**** what others say. You have to think u are pretty first so others can think u are pretty. :)
mofran 0
... I don't think that's how it works .
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WhySoMad 0
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chels1994 11
don't let cyber bullies get you down. im sure you're a beautiful person. no sarcasm.
JinxosGirl87 0
If people don't see some fake bitch with fake boobs up to her neck, ten lbs of makeup, and bleached hair in a compromising position then you're not going to be looked at twice. You're looking for compliments in the wrong place, my dear.
HappyPickles 11
Actually - I've known a number of people who were incredibly attractive, but if you looked at their features only, they were pretty ugly just to look at. So a beautiful personality can outweigh physical looks. For instance, I've seen pics of Cate Blanchett which make her look ugly - and others that make her look amazingly beautiful.
AzWolf 5
Time to find a new model.
KiddNYC1O 22
Keep your head up.
brendanb33 5
did you break the camera?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm so sorry, OP. :( One person's opinion shouldn't get you down, though. I've had people say that I'm hideously ugly, and others say really flattering things about my appearance. It's all about personal opinion. What I'm trying to say is that one person calling you ugly shouldn't get you down; plenty of people have had others call them ugly, but chances are that not everyone will think that about them. Besides, some people are attractive but not necessarily photogenic.