Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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rawrface22 10
You can't control some things..
Iamnotmyself 17
Must have smelled like the ass gas of Satan
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daffyyj 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ever heard if air freshner?
annasworld 3
at least it wasn't awkward ;)
eminemchick 19
f your boyfriends lifeXD And f your life for ur shit smelling like man shit. now that stuff is toxic.o_0
EvilPotato 15
sometimes it all has to come out.
Iamnotmyself 17
Must have smelled like the ass gas of Satan
Itstherealjen 0
Love that pic 16!
eminemchick 19
thank you 37:3
Tommananaze6T9 4
so r u gay?cuz u said u were at ur bfs house but it thru me off when his dad called u son.
zukinihudini 0
Well she was at her boyfriends so.. His family was the one who didnt have aifreshener and I don't think she would bring some with her
AirForce48 2
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes!
Farankusu 0
Your 1-upping skills have yet to leave you, a worthy opponent to many people. Ha ha. You need, an Apophis. .....Sit Ontos , sit.......good mech.
aFatFuck 0
Why would she have an air frshener at her boyfriends house? Does she just carry one around at all times? Think before you comment.
smartypants96 3
U r such an idiot..
muffins650 1
16, girls produce more potent farts then a male does. Maybe girls shit smells just as potent.
kingofchips 0
awesome pic dude :)
ncolby7 0
The fact that you said to take a shit in your post is real classy.
ally_85 1
omg ppl clean up after yourselves ...prolly left shit splatters everywhere
Tommananaze6T9 4
yea 77 i didnt notice that til u mentioned.i dont usually look at the names
Tommananaze6T9 4
65 in my comment earlier i said she was at her bfs house,maybe u shud spend more time reading than being pissed off at peoples comments and she never said the dad thot it was his son plus she said she excused herself to go to the bathroom so if she did i was assuming that the dad new it was her since she excused herself earlier.and whats the big deal about me mentioning the gay thing? i dont care if i offended u.if ur gunna get offended by da stuff dat i say,dont read what i say.and who the **** cares about my spelling!?! its obviously good enuff if u can tell what it says.dis isnt a ****** spelling bee now is it? and if ur gunna go on here juss so u can complain about what i say cuz u need sumthin to complain about, go sit on a dick and complain about dat
Vballergrl 0
OP is a CHICK lol and the dad was referring to HER boyfriend...
Cporter1722 5
Wow are you a dumbass?
inhopesforEandT 0
ya bro cuz she's gonna come out like wooo damn you got any air freshener.. it wasn't her house! hahah
DaDezza244 31
#143 The irony in Your Comment
jazzybaby179 22
What a shitty situation!:(
hiyourcute 0
I feel like I've heard this shitty joke before...
koe4 0
yea its been around the block more than a few times like that very old and unconcious hooker down the road behind the gas station that people keep poking even if its obvious they shouldnt.
iLOLatURpain69 7
Shit happens :(
solidus106 0
Not sure if 61 is trolling..... Or just really stupid
rawrface22 10
You can't control some things..
josebeto1 6
Lol, if I were the bf I would've gone with it. Wouldn't want OP to feel awkward or embarrassed.
Lanceeden 12
Tell him you took a turd.
LolMoqz 10
I don't know why the dad said "Goddamn son".
flockz 20
"ya dad, that god awful vile stench? ya that leaked out of my ass. I couldnt pull my shit together so i pretty much violated the toilet with my leaky shit. dont worry about the shit in the tub either, its all me . my ass was like a feces explosion and the closest container was the tub. it wasnt my girlfriend Sally at all. nope not one bit."
LolMoqz 10
I don't know why the dad said "Son" if OP is Female.
guckylynn 19
52, it's clear that the dad was talking to OPs boyfriend.
swimchica22 0
39, thank you for making my life. :)
zachherbert 10
39 "How did the shit get on the ceiling!?"
highlandrabbit 1
What did u eat?
Pinguini26 6
Sounds like he got himself in a *puts on sunglasses* pretty shitty situation.
partyfool2011 4
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
partyfool2011 4
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0
No, just this morning..
superhoss56 6
SPONGEBOB >:)
R34luver 5
Well i had sum or your sunday xD
R34luver 5
Well i had sum or your sunday xD
3g4ever 0
A lil cum(;
skata 4
I'm confused... I thought girls dont shit
thepirate19 3
I think it's a dude that posted this cause he got called son. His shit was packed in there. Who knows how much was plugged up there
austinA7X 6
No you moron. The dad thought his actual son did it
iAintEvenMad 0
7 and 18 are fucktards.
lolololer 8
wait if girls dont shit then what's my asshole for? :O
scatch 5
Ummmmm I don't think I can say in mixed company. ?
moonpie66 1
Teehee you had this coming Buttsecs
phatdaddy62 23
144 - I've got daughters older than you. I cannot answer that question.
AndreKanaan 6
Get it right... It's girls don't fart
zaveeshaveesh3 7
- 144 it's there so you can take it in the assssss!
marielaaaaaa 4
we ate human to dumb
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
191-...I will not even dignify that with a response.
Epic_Times 10
#7 is s fucktard and shouldn't be allowed to breed. OP that's hilarious that the Dad assumed it was you're boyfriend :D typical male thing I guess.
SuperDerp 8
Lolz Something this reminds me of is this song about the runs my mom made up. But at my house i get blamed for teh toliet stinkies...
instnt1nfction 17
Now I know who to blame
monstermash1234 2
Ur stupid
Magic1 9
Dayuuuuum girl :P
Souners 3
Shut up with that nonsense Mr. Tracey McGrady.
Ashelizabethh 8
^^ haha (:
Imgonnahaveabf 9
43: the only nonsense on this page are your pointless comments.
Souners 3
151 clearly can't sense sarcasm. FYL for being too serious.
hiyourcute 0
Should have flushed maybe?
IndiRae 9
If you've ever taken a shit, you'd know the stench lingers.
hiyourcute 0
Oh I thought he saw her shit in the toilet, my bad...
iride123 3
She's talking about the stench....
hiyourcute 0
Should have flushed maybe?
XxD3MONxX 3
classy