By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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balest22 0

well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

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BADDiam 4

well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

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balest22 0

well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

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notsocrazee 0

either way poop isn't that funny.

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uglyyness 0

how could you be so heartless? *turns off kanye west music* now, seriously though, you heartless dick.

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FarSide 22

If your dick has a heart, you got more problems

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

my dick doesn't have a heart either. shit

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2cacrawf 0

you can always delete any comment you make on Facebook.. go delete it problem solved

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BeautyMonster 17

74 - Who's going to delete it from everyones minds?

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Thunderbender 2

So did she have a poop??

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zendaddy0 0

wait if guys think out their dicks is it rude to ask them to blow your mind?

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

or you could say she gave me a heart attack

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hannahtaskey 9

your picture with that comment is perfect

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almostalbino 10

It depends... everyone here is in the matrix right?

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HaloReachIsCool 6

atleast you are not a dickless heart

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Alex94xela 0

o.o dicks aren't supposed to have hearts? I should probably get it checked out. I thought it would help with the blood flow.

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nitewlf12 10

Yeah. I mean everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. you know what I'm talking about cause everybody gets that way.

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OhSoBueno 0

18- I read the comment then looked at the picture then pictured Jim Carrey saying ****** with tape all around his face then I Lol'd...lol

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wunderwaffe 0

why does patrick look like a pedo in that picture?

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redshortsx 0

I love your pic #1!! (:

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cryssycakesx3 22

1 OP would know that by taking a few moments to look at her previous posts instead of acting like a 4 year old and giggling at the word poop.

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cherrybitches 6

this why you stop to think before saying something

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randiZ25 0

you " chicken in the hole."

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

2-why would Op have to think about what she was saying in this circumstance?

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

this is FML not a group of consultant commentators that tell the OP what try should have done. try hell for that one buddy.

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SunDropGirl 0

56 you just made me laugh so hard!!

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imthatguythatdid 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ 56

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

wow you guys are all just saying " good one 56 " because one person started saying that. I know this is gonna get thumbs down buy it's true.

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Starfire22 5

Ok.. and?? Unless you're on Facebook every five seconds, it's not like you could've known what she was referring to... say sorry and get over it, no biggie!

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Kikyou_fml 1

Good point.. this is why I read previous updates just in case. :P

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TheRealTallGuy 3

just delete the comment.

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cryssycakesx3 22

*or* the previous posts just show on your newsfeed.

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BADDiam 4

well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

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BADDiam 4

how can my comment got a thumb down?isnt it a great idea ? :(

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NomOnShroomz 14

The rest of the world doesn't really care.

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cicinyc 7

Hahaha 18- that made my day:)

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danielreader22 4

Well that's funny, OP. Because you are.

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NeatNit 32

Me too. In fact, as I read the FML for the first time, when I reached the "Ah, relief..." part, I couldn't think of anything but poop!

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MrSassypants 32

36 I'll be your brain amd help you think of other things then relief and poop (that sounds weird). Okay here's a list of what else OP could've said (that was also funny comments): Masturbating, Holding a piss for a while and letting it out, and well actually there is only a few I can think of... hmmm.

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MrSassypants 32

63 yeah but I thought OP was a male then I looked and well... it doesn't say.

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GuidoCheese 0

Op didn't know that his/her friend's dad was having heart surgery. However, that's really bad humor.

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cryssycakesx3 22

however, if he read her posts he'd find out.

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MissMess 12

Just say you are sorry and you didnt know what she meant? Unless you are usually a disrespectful dick why would she have any problems accepting that?

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iAmScrubs 19

Wow, OP? Why do you have to be such a chicken in the hole?

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smurfsarwales 9

the only way for OP to get over this is to go play with his baby :D

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uglyyness 0

how could someone throwing a tantrum give one a high five?

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MrSassypants 32

32 other FML. 27 "Miss me high hit me low!"

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k8izgr8_fml 0

32 was referring to another fml about the 16 yr olds tantrum. I mean, it wasn't funny but he still tried

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