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Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38551) - you deserved it (8840)

On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

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if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends

#1 - On 03/10/2011 at 6:02pm by IamnumberFOUR

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They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important

#2 - On 03/10/2011 at 6:02pm by Lintutu

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