By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
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babyblue666 1

as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

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Raaaawr123 0

Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

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derpherp 0

(´Д` ) Damn cakes, having post-it's and shit.

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Bobissmall 13

You've got to be joking. This is probably one of the most sincere FMLs on here. First you probably have all the upset of the divorce (death?) then the new step-mother, perhaps the step-mother moving in if you still live at home, and THEN this. Not to mention this FML shows OP probably has a terrible farther AND step-mother. So yeah, boo hoo.

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alychick 5

Bit harsh u jerk. How would you like it if ur dad forgot your birthday and then got mad you reminded him??

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THEsuperMANLYman 10

Op, remind him that you will be choosing his retirement home ;)

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Raaaawr123 0

Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

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MrsConcieded2k14 0

I would have flipped him off said **** you and then left happily

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WishResign 0

**** that. eat all that bitch's cake, shit in his car, then go get wasted with friends... that's not an irrational reaction, right?

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I_lost_the_game 25

I would do that! ... Then get a backhand to the face

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babyblue666 1

as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

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mad_hatter0666 22

I agree. This dad sounds like a real A-hole.

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DanniNell 13

my dad used to always pic his gf over me all the time. she is(notice I didn't put was) a gold digging lazy ass bitch. she then left my dad for this guy, got married(and divorced) to him, and it turned out that the baby wasn't my dad's. can u say karma much??

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jupiter80 0

when ur stepmom is blowing out the candle throw the cake in her face

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ryanst 7

I'm thinking the stepmom has been blowing Op's dad's "candle" to get such special birthday treatment over his own son.

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IHeartJimi02 0

I think op is a girl.

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OldMrFranklin 0

spit in ur step mums face

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MrBond007_fml 6

post it notes have glue onto top why would he need tape???

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ryanst 7

Maybe the tape wasn't see through and the dad used it to cover up his son's name.

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catatonicsleep 17

post it glue doesn't hold very well and if the banner is cloth it won't stick at all...

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