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Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.
You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015