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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 August 2018 06:00 /
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

What does gay sex smell like? Is it possible to discern that two men fucked on a sheet just by smelling it? Why would his mom sniff his dirty sheets? Why can't your roommate wash his own sheets? What kind of justice have you wrought upon him for soiling your bed linen? Are all these questions annoying? Should I not ask any more?

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

What does gay sex smell like? Is it possible to discern that two men fucked on a sheet just by smelling it? Why would his mom sniff his dirty sheets? Why can't your roommate wash his own sheets? What kind of justice have you wrought upon him for soiling your bed linen? Are all these questions annoying? Should I not ask any more?

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Thanks for volunteering to find out. I would have done it myself, but alas, I am considered by all genders to be "fugly", so I appreciate your assistance in answering my question.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  14

Locks are useful things and can be purchased for not exorbitant sums.

By  boopingsnoot  |  23

Dear Roomate: Here’s $5 in quarters, and printed MapQuest directions to the nearest laundromat. If you’re gonna sex like an adult, act like one.
P.S. I peed on your pillow so you should go sooner than later.

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