By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
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What does gay sex smell like? Is it possible to discern that two men fucked on a sheet just by smelling it? Why would his mom sniff his dirty sheets? Why can't your roommate wash his own sheets? What kind of justice have you wrought upon him for soiling your bed linen? Are all these questions annoying? Should I not ask any more?

Mungolikecandy 19

Locks are useful things and can be purchased for not exorbitant sums.

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What does gay sex smell like? Is it possible to discern that two men fucked on a sheet just by smelling it? Why would his mom sniff his dirty sheets? Why can't your roommate wash his own sheets? What kind of justice have you wrought upon him for soiling your bed linen? Are all these questions annoying? Should I not ask any more?

blightsight 10

Probably smells like shit

Thanks for volunteering to find out. I would have done it myself, but alas, I am considered by all genders to be "fugly", so I appreciate your assistance in answering my question.

Mungolikecandy 19

Locks are useful things and can be purchased for not exorbitant sums.

Unless they live in a traditional style dorm.

Did you smell them to make sure his mom wont suspect it?

FishyFishy 12

See, he would have to know what that smells like first...... I see someone coming out of the closet soon!

Make his mom wash your gay sheets! You don’t really care if he comes out to his mom, or if your roommate “outs” you to her. You just want clean sheets!

Start taking a shit on his bed cause you don't want the toilet to stink.

Just have sex with a woman in his bed and yours then the next time he brings back his BF they'll smell nothing but a woman everywhere 😈

boopingsnoot 24

Dear Roomate: Here’s $5 in quarters, and printed MapQuest directions to the nearest laundromat. If you’re gonna sex like an adult, act like one. P.S. I peed on your pillow so you should go sooner than later.

I don't know what's worse - the fact that your roommate used your bed to have sex in, or that his mom still does his laundry.

Think I threw up a little.