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Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
And that's assault and battery. Call the cops. Did you get her license plate number, or at least the make/model of the car? See if the store you were in has surveillance.
Usually, I walk around with my dick IN my pants. I suggest you do the same.