Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
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Trace01m 11
You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)
unidentified_sta 5
Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.
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Comments (126)
TheCountess 4
If this had happened to me, I probably would have reported it as road rage to the local police dispatcher. That might seem vindictive, but if she's so irrationally angry at someone who is completely innocent while driving in a parking lot, she most likely poses a threat to others when she's on the road and in less controlled (and therefore more dangerous) driving situations. You could potentially save her and more importantly, other innocent drivers/passengers from the hazard that her anger creates.
Lustuu_fml 14
Canadian people are just....... There's no word, huu.. It's very funny anyway.
XDBrittany1228 0
Oh no, u got called a bitch by a stranger, ur life is defenetly ****** up now!
Bacci970 0
were u the only one in the car?...
ArthursLifeSucks 2
That's why they say womens' spatial skills suck. She couldn't tell you weren't in the driver's seat.
Kez1181 0
That's ignorent
PamParanoia 0
What is it with old people nowadays? They make me wish I could be be forever young. :/
mmorales912 0
LOL I'm a woman and I still laughed!
dt520 4
ah, the ignorance of the british!
Cinn_fml 23
...Wtf? Did you put your comment in the wrong place?
rencegoh 0
show the middle finger.