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Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML


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On 11/05/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It's sort of a compliment? lol

#2 - On 11/05/2010 at 6:54am by Kingdom_Hearts_2

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maybe you have a wide forehead? I dunno I know some people who look weird without bangs :)

#1 - On 11/05/2010 at 6:53am by mayulily

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