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Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

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Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking?
If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.

#5 - On 10/30/2010 at 1:55pm by tinithe

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#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 1:52pm by Patrickkkkk

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