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Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015