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Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (9158)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Three hours, were you sewing clothes?

#6 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:30pm by Solkre

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ouch, sounds like fun

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:26pm by thehelenlouiseee

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