Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

by BaldingQuick / 02/02/2010 at 2:34am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

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  • She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

    #1 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:05am by TruckerGustav

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  • You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

    #6 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:10am by Cthulu

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