By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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livingdeadgirl9 0

you're definitely better off then. my boyfriend shaves his head every two weeks. He didn't used to do that when we started dating but it became something I know well and really don't mind. So who cares if she's mean, go shave your head and run off with the money! :]

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Bitch was cheating on you.

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perdix 29

It's badly written, but I think he DID give her that expensive birthday weekend. Even though you've blown enough money to get a great toupée, you don't want to be with a girl who has the hots for her own dad. Electra complex, FTW! Thanks for playing and better luck next time.

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CheshireHalli 19

I thought it sounded like he'd given to her as well. Great comment as usual Perdix. =3

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newfoundla22 0

dude, that means that you have all that money for yourself now!

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MichieBabiie 0

So, I'm guessing you broke up with her because you found her sleeping with another man.

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Twi_lover_EC 6

Bald men are hot! Shave your head. And come on you still have the money. So you have the money and your hot. What's so bad about that?

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Cristaderzi 0

Well now you have money for yourself! And guys judge us SOLELY by our looks ALL the time!! She can't return the favor?! BS!! Get some Rogaine and quit whinin!!

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CallMeHush 0

Wait... She left you for her dad? Because he has better hair? I guess they didn't lie, penis size ISN'T everything!

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D3kl3 0

you never know, penis size could have been a factor too. she just didn't admit to it. :D

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CallMeHush 0

True, daddy has probably been giving it to her good the whole time they have been going out.

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yupitssoph 18

You're an idiot. She's not leaving him for her dad, he's balding faster at 20 than her father, who is probably 55 or 60.

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