By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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CTosh 0

If she dumped you for a stupid reason like that, then she's a shallow moron who's not worth it. If I were you, I'd use that cash to give myself a vacation and forget about her.

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nagi56 0

hey atleast you got all that money saved

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baldou16 0

buy an xbox, allready have one? then buy another console and have fun with what is now your money!

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futurecatlady 2

My ex was more than half bald at 22. I loved him to death, he's the one that left me... Don't feel bad. You'll find a girl who doesn't mind. Or maybe even thinks it's cute.

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Tabbykat9698 0

So use that money for Rogaine or hair implants?

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srivers 0

#59.... shut up, your one of those people that should never post comments

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boomboompow1985 0

what does hair have anything to do in a relationship. it's not ur hair ******* her. as long as u got a dick, she shud be around. dumb $

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yupitssoph 18

Although I agree balding is a stupid reason to leave someone, having sex is not the only reason to stay..

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ourcaptain 2

Well that's ur fault for being so damn ugly

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