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Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, what a spiteful, rude bitch to go stick her nose in to your moment and be so rude. you should have said "your way to old to still be alive"
Congratulations on your engagement!

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 3:28am by IndigoKitty

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Don't feel bad, people say stupid stuff sometimes, nothing personal, they just don't think.... One woman asked me if my brother and his gf are my parents... They're 5 years older than me!

#1 - On 01/22/2010 at 3:15am by Ella

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