Ace in the hole

By IHaveThePower - 19/11/2021 11:00 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML
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Plop 17
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Pretty sure you not getting aroused from it has little to do with you being asexual....

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RichardPencil 30
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You're asexual and you had a threesome? Damn! I haven't been able to pull that off and I'm a lifelong trisexual -- I try to be sexual.

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randybryant799 20

Um welcome to womanhood? You seem surprised by the exam. How did you think you were going to be diagnosed?

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IHaveThePower 13
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1. I'm a trans dude. I end up not getting a lot of information about my downstairs area. 2. I've just never had that exam before. 3. It's less the 'not aroused' bit and more the deep, fundamental knowledge that other human beings do NOT belong in that particular area...

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wysegirl 24

The real nightmare is that type of exam occurs every 1 to 3 years.

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faifai_fml 21
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That happens with non-ace people at the obgyn too. Now, if you've had other reason to think you're ace, that's fine. Just saying that this isn't the ONLY reason to think you're ace.

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amberarnold953 10
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I was thinking the same thing

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Plop 17
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Pretty sure you not getting aroused from it has little to do with you being asexual....

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RichardPencil 30
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You're asexual and you had a threesome? Damn! I haven't been able to pull that off and I'm a lifelong trisexual -- I try to be sexual.

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HayNow 10
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Thought urine was used to test for yeast infections??......hmmm...must be a new technique.

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Vesi 28

For female parts: Internal swab for yeast, urine looking for UTI.

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HayNow 10
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Oh...Never had a yeast infection before.

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diraven 15

It's like when you're a guy and the doctor is examining you with your pants down and then the hot nurse comes in and your penis has never been smaller

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Brightside86 29
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Yeah arousel is largely psychological. I would not expect this to tick that box.

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And1 12

Vaginal exam is NOT needed to diagnose a yeast infection. A swab is needed which they can ask you to do yourself. Wtf??

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