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Man or woman?

Today, I learned my wife wasn't speaking to me because our daughter told her I kissed another woman. My daughter neglected to mention that this happened when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR. My wife doesn't believe me. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 6:34am - love - by fmldr (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Bring the dummy home... maybe then she will beleive you! FYL

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 2:09pm by Panther

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haha, that blows, why not bring your daughter back to work with your wife and have your daughter point out the 'woman' you were kissing

#8 - On 12/03/2009 at 2:23pm by sportsnut

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