Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

by blasted / 11/25/2009 at 8:56am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

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  • hahaha "a talk"...
    i'd start running. now.

    #2 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:06pm by whatthefuckcunt

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  • marriage proposal after less than a year?

    On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

    #13 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:50pm by allmidnighteyes

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