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Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (3433)

On 08/31/2009 at 8:40pm - love - by outofluckdude (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Uh oh, the girl you want to get with doesn't know you exist. Your life clearly sucks.

#1 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:39am by AmpulexCompressa

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O_o well then tell her you sit to the left of her in biology! Maybe she'll feel a bit bad about it and you'll be able to use that to get her to go out with you?

#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:41am by hk

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