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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 6:08pm - love - by phuckbukket7 (man) - United States

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Having the staff sing happy birthday is not something most people like.

#3 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:19pm by waytoogerman

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At least you did something special for her birthday. Sorry it had to go wrong.

#4 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:19pm by christge1beast

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