Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
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chanelvander 7
Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married!
Queensland 27
Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age.
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Comments (80)
chanelvander 7
Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married!
Damian95 16
He shouldve pointed back at her and acted out " bitch slap"
Shy_Anne 10
Sounds like a nice lady
Queensland 27
Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age.
baconator666 11
Ikr the mother is a bitch IMO
ropeandneck 7
quwack
maryaalhindi 9
Oh my that's quite awkward
britneyymorgan 4
Yep, I know how you feel.
KrazieKleo 13
Your boyfriend's mother also called you a bitch while playing charades?? Sucks for you.
KylieMangion 22
Well now, that's a nice way to find out what your mother in-law thinks of you.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
I like your body more than your opinion. Stay frosty
wowthatissad 9
How about you keep your blood in your brain and not in your dick
reeneebabe 10
lol(x #65
Vitualamen 11
Don't take it to heart. If she's nasty enough to say it in a game she's not worth being concerned about.
krazayman 18
Actually, If she's that mean in front of everyone she is likely to act that way again later. Maybe she'll get worse than before.
Siererrr 13
I think boyfriends' moms just love to hate their sons' girlfriends. I wouldn't take it too personal.
Mobyman30 9
Aaah.... The classic (I'm assuming here) "Mom doesn't like girlfriend because mom no longer feels important" disorder..... Sucks
amberlyyyy 15
It happens to all of us!!
kenoswild 14
Next time someone points to the mother, you can say bitch? If she goes in a hissy fit, you can sit back and chuckle.
AppleJuiceBox 10
That would just lower her to his mother's standards. OP just needs to let it roll off her back.
michelleJ11 25
By saying that, OP would most likely prove his mothers point.
DKjazz 20
Also, it would be a very unoriginal comeback.
Pussycat86 18
How about ************ as a come back?
joawmeens 7
To be fair, your boyfriend sounds like he is horrible at charades
kaiyybee 10
Somebody doesn't like you...
AppleJuiceBox 10
I thought "bitch" was a term of affection.