Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
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chanelvander 7
Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married!
Queensland 27
Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age.
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Comments (80)
ghil15 8
the moment you wanna slap your boyfriends mom!
MissMae93 23
Don't worry OP - that makes her seem like a huge bitch anyways
carina_47 16
Makes me wonder, whether you're actually bad at acting out a relationship, or whether his mother has a distorted view of how relationships work during the 21. century.
kaitlindarby 15
...what?
gc327072 30
Or, his mother is simply a bit of a bitch. Sometimes the simple answers are the best, eh?
angelitared 27
Well at least you know what she truly thinks about you! Hope it won't soon be a monster in law.
Banyes 7
she must really like you:-) #onthewrongwebsite
isallwaysme 27
dont you dare use hashtags on FML.
Bano360 25
I'd tell her to go step on a lego.
T9FTW 20
Eh, close enough...
Randomish6 16
At least he didn't really attempt to mime 'bitch' that would have made it more painful.
aintlifeapain 21
You should have said, "No No.. he's pointing at me. Not you."
carina_47 16
Now that'd be a witty retort. Some ppl need to know their place.
CheckMyProfile 17
ìt takes one to know one!