Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
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chanelvander 7
Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married!
Queensland 27
Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age.
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Comments (80)
MidnaLink 33
Point to her and whatever she guesses, tell her the answer's "*****".
Ari1337 15
and going down to her level would make everything better, right?
daytoday21 10
No pointing in charades, sheesh.
TylerAnderson98 10
Damn in laws.
chosha_fml 26
I'm thinking of a reply. Two words. Sounds like 'duck stew.'
TotomatoJr 9
A mother hates her sons girlfriend the way a dad hates his daughters boyfriend. And if both parents love you, it's almost more than their own child Lol
FrankHotpants 31
Reminds me of the cable guy....the password is nipple.
Reesienpiper 4
Be the bigger person... that makes others think twice about their assumptions or allegations. Sorry to hear the claws came out OP!
Tessa_11 19
Some parents can be so mean to their kids bf/gf...my parents try to be as nice as they can.. Was she joking? That sucks.. Sorry.
Jus2sly 8
That's mean!! especially if you are not that kind of girl
guitarst1071995 12
Oh you're dating their son so you have to do relationship, or anything related to it?