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Today, I Went Over Grlfriend Of 3 Months House 4 The Frst Time. As We Walked Through The Door, I Was Greeted By A Little Grl Whose Frst Words To Me Were, ( Are You Daddy? ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52235) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

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Well, are you or are you not the father?

#1 - On 07/06/2013 at 6:44am by cottoncandymango

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It makes a difference if she's the girlfriend's daughter, and you didn't know she had one, or if it's her sister, and she's pulling a prank on you.

#4 - On 07/06/2013 at 6:52am by lolle_p0p

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