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Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

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Well, are you or are you not the father?

#1 - On 07/06/2013 at 6:44am by cottoncandymango

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It makes a difference if she's the girlfriend's daughter, and you didn't know she had one, or if it's her sister, and she's pulling a prank on you.

#4 - On 07/06/2013 at 6:52am by lolle_p0p

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