Love, Family, Weird and Awkward: Daddy's girl

Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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Parental disapproval

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 16:00

Today, my daughter gave me the “but daddy I love him” speech when she turned up to a family event with her boyfriend, who was at least 20 years older than her, was visibly intoxicated, stank of body odour and cigarettes, then tried to flirt with my wife. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Teenage PDA warning

By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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Sdog 6

Wednesday 24 November 2021 23:04

Run.

Maddy Bee 12

Thursday 25 November 2021 0:12

get out.

Comments

Sdog 6

Wednesday 24 November 2021 23:04

Run.

Maddy Bee 12

Thursday 25 November 2021 0:12

get out.

ninjacat 10

Thursday 25 November 2021 1:13

That family tree is definitely a circle. Get out now before you become a Ray Stevens song.

Plop 17

Thursday 25 November 2021 11:07

Pretty sure there's more than one cycle in the family tree.

Lord_Hades 14

Thursday 25 November 2021 17:55

I’m in NY and even I know and love his music lol

mccuish 25

Thursday 25 November 2021 8:36

Get the **** out

iicccyyy 15

Thursday 25 November 2021 13:24

That isn’t as bad as people make it out to be.

Plop 17

Friday 26 November 2021 21:31

True, it's not "as bad as", it's vastly worse.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 November 2021 17:35

Ai, Papi!

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 25 November 2021 23:18

Well, it sounds like a sign of the possibility for some kinky nights in the future, if you keep her.

SocialSuicide 13

Friday 26 November 2021 22:31

It's awkward yeah, but I've been the girl in the situation (minus the lap sitting). She's just probably used to it and probably doesn't know how weird it actually is. Could also be what her father expects of her, being his little girl. That's what it was for me at least.

Mrs.Rabbit 6

Saturday 27 November 2021 13:16

It really isn’t bad at all. Could be just how she was raised. I’m the exact same way. I love my dad and will always be his little girl. I haven’t sat in his lap for years, but that’s because they got rid of the comfy recliner. I kiss my dad and my grandmother on the mouth. Just a peck and it’s nothing creepy, just how we show affection. I understand red flags, but sometimes it is just innocent.