Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Well, are you or are you not the father?
chanellgymnast 17
What a peculiar relationship the two of you have... Is honesty outlawed here or are we missing a huge chunk of this FML?
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Comments (104)
lienaa 3
don't be a menace!
bignut24 13
Run. Run while you can.
hailee_windmill 8
Are you?
byron17 26
Can you do maths??? 9 months pregnancy, 3 months with the girlfriend.... -.-
emmydafox 16
Are you going to be a father figure while in your relationship?
theboy13 13
Don't feel bad, I had the same thing once.:(
onorexveritas 23
hmm....
0_FYL_0 17
She didn't happen to be wearing a gas mask, by any chance?
ShakeDisPlace 10
We need Jerry Springer in the building please!
blackvyper 8
Excuse yourself by saying you left your phone in the car... then you drive away from there like a formula 1 racer!
shy9irl1993 4
Aww... What did u say to her?