Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Well, are you or are you not the father?
chanellgymnast 17
What a peculiar relationship the two of you have... Is honesty outlawed here or are we missing a huge chunk of this FML?
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Comments (104)
ajaj26 12
Too bad the girlfriend didn't say it. Well you wouldn't be posting this if she said it! Good Luck with your situation though!
olpally 32
Better start asking her questions about that, and then possibly run for the hills.
migmit 11
Little Doctor Who fan?
Enslaved 36
"Go to your room!"
0_FYL_0 17
Doctor Who forever!!!!!!!!
AGB10 19
This is your now ex-girlfriend. Looks like you forgot to mention our one night hook up a few years ago. Did you not think I would track you down after that??
Guru_Gal 12
9: It's an FML because he had to tell a little girl, who obviously wants a daddy, that it isn't him. OP: I feel sorry for you. FYL
Zomg_Okay 26
No, it's an FML because his girlfriend has been hiding a kid from him. That's a pretty big thing to be hiding from someone you're dating.
alaen23 23
Are you the father?
BrandiLush 31
Dude, do you even Math?
edmunson 22
Wtf. I can't even follow your train of thought with these comments!
Treveyon56 14
Why would he when he's clearly not the father of the child?
tpm45 25
Unless you hooked up before you started dating... I really doubt she's yours. But nonetheless FYL for your girlfriend not telling you she had a kid.
dutch_girl13 20
Is the kid the daughter of your girlfriend or her creepy little sister? I'm confused.
catsie_fml 14
I'd dump the girl tbh