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Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37495) - you deserved it (2498)

On 02/06/2013 at 3:04am - love - by MyLife (woman) -

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"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me."
Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

#1 - On 02/06/2013 at 6:18am by Pleonasm

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You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.

#15 - On 02/06/2013 at 6:40am by DocBastard

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