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Man or woman?

Today, after 3 yeres with mah dream grl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit an everything, by the park bench where we had our frst kiss. She cummed home tred and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:49am - love - by ItRainedOutside (man) - United States (Florida)

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Great idea but FYL. Maybe next time you should remember to include some motivation.

#2 - On 01/06/2013 at 10:24am by jasonman66

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That sounds like the sweetest proposal ever awww...propose to me, OP :p

#8 - On 01/06/2013 at 10:25am by WCARlover

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