Love: Bean.

Bean.

By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/03/2017 12:00

Today, my partner proposed to me during an anniversary dinner at a small, quiet Italian restaurant near where we live. We'd never been before, but the food was great, and the staff lovely. It all would have been perfect, if not for the dozens of pictures of Mr. Bean which covered every wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By frenchfrypotater - 24/09/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, it was our wedding anniversary. My husband takes me and our young son to a family-style chain restaurant. Hoping for a little romance, I ask him what he's excited about in our future, and he says how we shouldn't eat out like this anymore so we can afford to pay our income taxes. FML

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By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:33

Oh, I absolutely adore Mr Bean! I grew up watching him. I was a quiet little girl, almost to the point of being mute. Nothing made me smile or laugh; my mom and dad making funny faces didn't work either. The one thing that got me going was Mr Bean. I'll always treasure him.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:19

Hey, don't knock Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is a legend.

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Tiny Terror 19

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:12

Mr. Bean is a hero among us!

tj4234 35

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:19

Hey, don't knock Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is a legend.

izzajaneful 24

Wednesday 22 March 2017 17:51

Mr. Bean being probably the least funny thing in a long list of hilarious things he's done.

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:23

Your sense of humor must be off. I'd prefer a marathon of Mr. Bean than any Seth Rogan movie, anyday.

Arashikage 18

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:28

That's the icing on the cake OP

maharb01 17

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:30

so Yea, that sounds a little weird, but if amongst great dinner and a proposal all you can focus on is mr bean, then your priorities might be a bit skewed. . . but congratulations!

SadiyaRabia 8

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:33

RingKaKing91 10

Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:01

Well, at least you're bean honest about it.

DEADPOOL076 30

Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:30

Not sure how this is a problem, a small italian restaurants are usually considered romantic, Mr. Bean portraits aside. Congratulations on your engagement.