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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML


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On 01/05/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by so embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

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Good reason to get a free meal though...

#1 - On 01/05/2013 at 8:29pm by Cowgirl9999

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Considering you have to put up with that kind of embarrassment, I hope they DID give you a free meal.

#2 - On 01/05/2013 at 8:29pm by Psycho_Babydoll

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