Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
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The_Tool1 13
So how's that relationship going now..?
heliraptor 13
So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?
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TatMan15 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
not sure if that is good or bad. but I'd be afraid
lolkaela 6
I don't know how that could possibly be good...
poccocurantes 7
It's not very.. Cricket.
poccocurantes 7
In fact I think she should... Scram.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Well for this to be good, it could possibly mean that he had Op in his sights for a while and maybe he ... Yeah this looks pretty bad, be careful.
Quinn32 16
He was trying to miss...his aim is just bad.
howdeedoo 22
47-If that's the case, then it doesn't bode well for OP's sex life
TheRealPeter 6
http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=522945761062827&%24MURI__user=0
rotflqtms_ 21
The only good is the introduction to the family... But why introduce her to the parents if things are going sour? That's odd... ~That's what really got me riled up...not the part about him using her for target practice... That's not creepy at all~
Brett41 10
Well ydi for still having an active facebook. #getatwitter #hashtagsmakethispostandmyselfseemsuperdouchy. Just kidding, this is a joke people.
lilhellian 27
Hopefully he was aiming for the photobombing creeper behind you!:D
rockstar362 8
Um pretty sure that'd still be weird :/
sens3sfailing 25
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke
rockstar362 8
wow that joke must have been sooo funny it just went right over my head
BlowinChronic 18
We noticed.
pieman528 10
Yea maybe he was just practicing his aim. That might be good in bed.
MrBubblez98 13
So you're saying he has sex with darts?
KindaFunnyRight 8
What kind of sex is 113 having!?
The_Tool1 13
So how's that relationship going now..?
howdeedoo 22
Let me guess: not very well?
sugarshane007 20
One could say there may be some... holes in it.
lambda_fml 40
Yeah, I feel it must have Punctured a little in the last few days.
Codezlol 21
This isn't a game, op here's a pointer, dart to the nearest cop station and throw in a restraining order. It's on 13th and 8th, atoss the street from target. Sleep with one eye open, op!
MarisaCB 16
I'd keep him away from sharp objects.
un1corns 15
She should keep him away from her.
Pwib 14
Why? This is just his way of saying that he wants to "penetrate" her.
ilikeyourturtle 4
well, I'd be preparing for a break up if I were you..
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
Wouldn't she break up with him? Honestly, if I saw that, I wouldn't hang with him anymore..
hama806 19
44- i'm with you on that. Actually, run, don't walk, as fast as you can from him.
egc573 40
As a combination of comments 4 and 5, OP should prepare for a breakup by keeping him away from sharp objects. Who knows what his anger might erupt into? Wish you better luck in the future OP...
PhoenixWright25 13
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Congratulations, you found the Overly Attached Boyfriend!
joep1 7
.....more like under attached.
howdeedoo 22
I wouldn't consider that attached...
TML329 14
*crazy
lilhellian 27
Wouldn't an overly attached boyfriend have a shrine in his closet and a sex doll that looks like her not her head on a dart board...
sens3sfailing 25
Look at Helga from hey Arnold to see the whole crazy thing with the shrine. If that happens...stay very far away.
SillyGirl4602 23
How is he an overly attached boyfriend?
TeaPartyPoison 7
More like overly detached boyfriend...
poccocurantes 7
I think obsessed is the word you are looking for.
howdeedoo 22
I'd take that as a hint
eddeeezzyy 19
^ if you know what I mean ;)
buddy51 23
With a very small, very sharp object that has fins.....
OhzTP 7
I'm pretty sure you can get surgery for that
adameeo 21
Ahh, this seems like a wake up call.
lambda_fml 40
More like a Breakup call.
sugarshane007 20
Sounds like someone may be getting on his nerves. Perhaps find out how you annoy him, and make a little adjustment for the better of the relationship.
Metallica36176 16
Why the hell should she change ? I understand people can be annoying but HE'S the one with the problem since HE'S throwing darts.l at HER picture. She shouldn't change anything! She should talk to him, however. But either way, they need to talk and BOTH change.
sugarshane007 20
Yes, but we are assuming that they have or haven't talked, something we don't know. My point is most guys won't just have a dartboard of a picture for fun, more of a stress relief due to annoyance. If she is doing something that apparently consistently annoys him, she needs to work with him in changing he situation so that it isn't an annoyance.
mbuck87 19
So she shouldn't change, but then they should both change?
Metallica36176 16
ONE of them should not change. It should be both. But yes I noticed that after it was posted, considering since the FML update its a bitch to change anything. Amd i can't see exactly what I'm typing. So if my posts are riddled with errors, excuse me because I'm not going ro spend 10 minutes trying to get my little cursor where it belongs. xD
tskat2 3
Did you not read the comment?
HunkyFes 6
I'm curious to know how he explained that!
howdeedoo 22
"Oh, I couldn't bear not seeing your face. It just happened to be right over my dart board"
heythere131630 9
Well I'm convinced!