Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
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The_Tool1 13
So how's that relationship going now..?
heliraptor 13
So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?
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Comments (140)
SweetasCandy0609 28
I think it's time break up with him, for one thing that is seriously creepy and for two he had it out in the open in the bathroom for any one who came over to see and three his parents have had to seen it and that doesn't bother them? Which means the whole family is a little Wacky.
pink_raindrops 26
It was in his bedroom, not his bathroom. My parents never went into my bedroom so it's possible they haven't actually seen it but I do agree that it's really creepy and she should do something about it.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Well as I've seen many times on here that parents don't always respect their kids privacy.
nikkinurse 10
That is so horrible dump him before he dumps you!!!!
Incognito23 15
Well, unless you enjoy being dumped, you should probably of left him after that.. but to each their own.
FML_a_Must 7
What I'm trying to understand is why would he introduce you to his parent, if he's throwing sharp objects at your picture.
film_addict1129 16
So I'm guessing you were a hit with his family?
Epikouros 32
Was it a duckface picture? In that case, YDI.
Ukeee_X 19
Maybe he loves you so much he didn't want to tear his eyes away from you! Even when throwing sharp, fast moving objects.
rvnclwprfct731 13
Wow.
rasta76 9
he was showing you that you were his point of interest.
LupusDie 9
Tie his face to a dartboard and throw darts at him.